The proper care and feeding of zombies : a completely scientific guide to the lives of the undead

Summary: "A scientific look at zombies-the ultimate guide to how the other half lives (or not) How fast and far would a zombie infection spread? What would a nutritionist say about an all-brain diet? Why are the undead so pissed off? Here are the answers to all of your essential zombie questions (you know you've asked them), with a lively, science-based exploration of every aspect of the undead. First book to examine the possible science of our undead brethren, from what a zombie brain looks like to why zombies don't get fat Fact-based approach-looks at zombies through the lens of real science Perfect gift for zombies (assuming they could read) and zombie-philes Dripping with great zombie factoids and insights, The Proper Care and Feeding of Zombies will flesh out your understanding of the living dead."--

Record details

ISBN: 9780470643693 (pbk.)
Physical Description: print
xii, 244 p. : ill ; 22 cm.
Publisher: Hoboken, NJ : Wiley, c2010.

Content descriptions

Bibliography, etc. Note:	Includes bibliographical references and index.
Formatted Contents Note:	Know they enemy -- Serve with a chilled pinot gross -- Earth worms are easy -- Sex and the single zombie -- Unsafe at any speed -- What they don't teach you in health class -- Do zombies dream of undead sheep? -- Bee afraid, Bee very afraid -- Fear and loathing in Zombietown -- War of the weirds -- Attack of the mutant zombies! -- You gotta shoot'em in the head!